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The Unseen Michael Jackson Obituary

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    Posted: 17 Jan 2013 at 9:24pm
After spending much of his later life 
In the closet 
Dirty Diana, 
Liberian girl, 
and a 
HE was reported to have been heard to 
Who is it? 
Leave me alone. 
After earlier claims that he appeared to be a 
Smooth criminal, 
he stated that they were 
Just good friends. 
He lived a 
lifestyle and when he allegedly underwent several body surgeries, he stated. 
Just another part of me!” 
His long time girlfriend, 
Billie Jean 
often told him 
Give in to me 
I just can’t stop loving you. 
He replied that it was just 
Human Nature. 
During his marriage to Lisa Marie Presley he said 
You rock my world 
And you give me 
And was heard to cry out in his sleep, 
I want you back, 
because you’re such a 
Pretty young thing. 
She drives me wild 
And now 
She’s out of my life 
He had an argument with his chauffeur and accused him of being a 
Speed Demon. 
He would often recall his relationship with his chimpanzee Bubbles who he allegedly tried to teach to say 
Will you be there 
Why you wanna trip on me. 
The only words Bubbles ever actually learned to say were, ‘it’s just 
The way you make me feel. 
His kids often used to like dancing with 
The man in the mirror 
At times when he was feeling low, he confided to his friend Elizabeth Taylor that he felt is if he was a 
Stranger in Moscow 
He told his first wife to 
Beat it 
Otherwise there was likely to be 
Blood on the dance floor. 
Diana Ross told him to 
Remember the time 
And that 
You are not alone. 
His greatest wish in life was to 
Heal the world 
Because; AS HE SAID 
We’ve had enough 
and that his life from beginning to end had been a 

Edited by alexjones - 17 Jan 2013 at 9:25pm
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